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# I know how much dirt is contained in a hole 6 feet wide, 4 feet long and 8 feet deep.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)
# 15?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:29, archived)
# You're so wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# 192 cubic feet?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)
# 1000 gallons?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)
# 500 miles?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)
# 32 Euro?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Table tennis!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:37, archived)
# the existential concept of forgiveness
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)
# surreal cadence of the ecoteric goldfish.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)
# the adverse camber of a surreptitious mature cheddar and pickle toastie
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)
# kittens:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)
# It's "zero" actually.
Since holes tend not to contain anything.

I shall now look superior.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# you can look superior all you want hippy
the best answer is 'kittens'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)
# kittens is the best answer to everything
100% FACT*



*may contain traces of bolllocks
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 11:06, archived)
# au contraire
holes contain:
a geometry with a spacelike time co-ordinate and a timelike space co-ordinate
a singularity that's about to hit you
toasters

rotating holes contain:
ring singularities
whole other universes without event horizons
the future
and the past, hitting you in the back of the head with the force of an infinite number of infinite energy x rays
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 11:03, archived)