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# Is anyone on B3ta a professional photographer
who fancies giving me some advice / maybe working on a project?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# take the lens cap off?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)
# ^This
Also, batteries can help.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# aha!
i was starting to think you was ignoring me!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)
# HAMTOUCHER:P
I have access to one if that helps. Gaz me if you need it (photographer).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)
# do you keep them in a box for moments just like this one?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
# No
It's on my new Swiss army knife, next to the bit for getting boy scouts out of horse's hooves.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)
# oh yeah... right
an 'arty' project is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)
# nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more, say no more.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# TJ: Does any one know a professional hole digger?
I have some body parts I need disappearing
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)
# I know how much dirt is contained in a hole 6 feet wide, 4 feet long and 8 feet deep.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)
# 15?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:29, archived)
# You're so wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# 192 cubic feet?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)
# 1000 gallons?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)
# 500 miles?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)
# 32 Euro?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Table tennis!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:37, archived)
# the existential concept of forgiveness
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)
# surreal cadence of the ecoteric goldfish.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)
# the adverse camber of a surreptitious mature cheddar and pickle toastie
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)
# kittens:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)
# It's "zero" actually.
Since holes tend not to contain anything.

I shall now look superior.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# you can look superior all you want hippy
the best answer is 'kittens'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)
# kittens is the best answer to everything
100% FACT*



*may contain traces of bolllocks
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 11:06, archived)
# au contraire
holes contain:
a geometry with a spacelike time co-ordinate and a timelike space co-ordinate
a singularity that's about to hit you
toasters

rotating holes contain:
ring singularities
whole other universes without event horizons
the future
and the past, hitting you in the back of the head with the force of an infinite number of infinite energy x rays
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 11:03, archived)
# They actually sell ready made holes at Homebase.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:29, archived)
# HOMEBASE!??!
you think I'm made of money? I could possibly afford a small tin to holes, or a sample swatch...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)
# I think I saw one going
on Freecycle.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)
# I found one in my pocket
but it isn't big enough
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Aparantly there's a massive one going spare
in the head of our lord and master Dubya Bush.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)
# you think I could cram a couple of severed limbs in there
so as to avoid undue police attention?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)
# I'd imagine so
Should be some room left after the bodies of about 700,000 he is already responsible for.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Just go to Blackburn Lancashire
the have plenty of spare ones.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)
# *kicks*
www.b3ta.com/board/7015901
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Gah!
Just string me up why don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
# *strings* :P

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
# we're on an amercan server
it'll fix itself within 1 week

and yeah, I get asked about this twice a year, every year for 5 or so years
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Ah fair enough.
But it'll look like I'm doing no work!

Oh, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)
# I do know one.
He's helluva busy though so not sure he could help really, sorry :/

Oi, why haven't the clocks gone forward on here yet then?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# it is a yank server
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Confirmed above, ta :)
'ning mongy.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)
# good ning
i myself am having mouse trouble
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Wrap some Duct tape round it first
It stops them from bursting so easliy
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)
# You were at the weekend if I recall.
Low batteries?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)
# sorted
i think i turned on sticky keys in my sleep
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)
# nonce
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
# don't let the girls in the dorm catch you
/porkys blog
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)
# As some other people have squealed,
I too am mates with a couple, from working in the noospaperz an' that. Could easily get one of them to have a word. Depending on what sort of advice/help you need, I might be able to chip in - I've been a keen amateur for yonks, although most of the photography I do is lo-fi lomographic stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)
# sick_boy is
www.paulpreacher.com
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)
# We are all pro photographers on your affiliate site:
www.flickr.com/groups/b3ta-realphotos/
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)
# what sort of advice are you after?
i'm a proffesional hobbyist who may be able to help.
also cheekyboy aint half bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 11:32, archived)