the system i use for work requires capslock
and i constantly forget about it
also, GO TO BED!
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Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:51,
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also, GO TO BED!
GARGH
WHATS THE DEAL WITH THE LACK OF PEOPLE ON ZOMBIEMOONROBOTS?
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Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:52,
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Valid point.
I haven't been on the net very much in the last couple of weeks because of my new job. Also, I've just bought a new laptop and need to set everything up. This combined frustration has led me into a fuck-it zone from which I shall tear myself, post haste.
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Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:56,
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THEY@RE FUCKING GAY
REAL MEN USE THE SHIFT KEY
MY LEFT PINKY NOW HAS BIGGER MUSCLES THAN MY THIGH
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Tue 27 Mar 2007, 11:52,
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REAL MEN USE THE SHIFT KEY
MY LEFT PINKY NOW HAS BIGGER MUSCLES THAN MY THIGH
I WAS TELLING A STORY A WHILE AGO THAT I SHALL REPEAT FOR YOU ALL.
I WAS RECENTLY EMPLOYED TO WORK IN A DIAMOND MINE, AS A DRILL. I USED NOTHING BUT MY MIGHTY PINKIES TO BORE INTO THE CENTRE OF THE EARTH.
WHILE I WAS THERE, IMPRESSING THE MOLE-MEN (AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, THE MOLE-WOMEN), I WAS GIVEN THE WORLD'S LARGEST DIAMOND.
WHEN I WAS BACK ON THE SURFACE, THERE WAS A LARGE AWARD CEREMONY. HALFWAY THROUGH, JUST BEFORE THEY DECLARED ME KING OF THE WORLD, I SMASHED THE DIAMOND WITH A SINGLE PINKIE-JAB, JUST TO PROVE A POINT.
THAT'S HOW I ROLL
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Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:01,
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WHILE I WAS THERE, IMPRESSING THE MOLE-MEN (AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, THE MOLE-WOMEN), I WAS GIVEN THE WORLD'S LARGEST DIAMOND.
WHEN I WAS BACK ON THE SURFACE, THERE WAS A LARGE AWARD CEREMONY. HALFWAY THROUGH, JUST BEFORE THEY DECLARED ME KING OF THE WORLD, I SMASHED THE DIAMOND WITH A SINGLE PINKIE-JAB, JUST TO PROVE A POINT.
THAT'S HOW I ROLL
I LIKE THIS STORY.
AND SHALL BASE MY LIFE HENCEFORTH ON YOur teachings.
Damn, my pinkies aren't strong enough.
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Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:02,
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Damn, my pinkies aren't strong enough.
RIGOROUS TRAINING!
TOMORROW WE ShAlL BeNCHpRESS CARS WItH Our PINKiES
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Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:05,
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DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS UNTIL YOU ARE READY.
FOR NOW, ATTEMPT TO PUNCH HOLES IN SHOPPING BAGS WHILE YOU HOLD THEM WITH YOUR OTHER HAND. 50 ON EACH SIDE, EVERY HALF-HOUR.
THIS IS GOOD TRAINING FOR A BEGINNER.
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Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:09,
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THIS IS GOOD TRAINING FOR A BEGINNER.