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# I wanted some calpol the other day
I was shocked to find there is only the rancid sugar free version these days. Bring back proper calpol!
(I helped save b3ta! John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 21:59, archived)
# i also discovered this, apparently you can make crystal meth with calpol...
**hopes is true**
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 22:00, archived)
# that would explain a lot
(I helped save b3ta! John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 22:04, archived)
# apparently according to my friends mum (who is a pharmacist) the brand X version of calpol
prescribed on the nhs and available in pharmacys still has sugar in!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 22:06, archived)
# hmm
I don't think my GP will prescribe calpol to a big fat baldy
(I helped save b3ta! John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 22:08, archived)
# yes
I have suspicions that any improvement in a poorly child is actually aspartame induced hyperness.
We don't do calpol in my house, homeopathy is fantastic on feverish small people.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Tixylix is a good alternative, I've found
Wonder if they still make banana-flavoured antibiotics too...?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 22:00, archived)
# benylin!
food of the gods
(I helped save b3ta! John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 22:05, archived)
# wha?? :(
bah...sugar is the best drug :D
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 22:01, archived)
# sod that
you want original gripe water, mmmmm, booze for kids. Blimey it was 3.6% according to Wikipedia, no wonder it made me happy and relaxed as a young'un!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 22:01, archived)
# I only got kaolin and morph
I think god must have been punishing me
(I helped save b3ta! John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 22:04, archived)
# I was
phenerganed up on a regular basis.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 22:13, archived)