Jobby
From the What is the worst job in the world? challenge. See all 53 entries (closed)
( , Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:22, archived)
Feel the benefit: it's both big AND crap.
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From the What is the worst job in the world? challenge. See all 53 entries (closed)
( , Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:22, archived)
you know I'm always amazed
by the amount of b3tans that spill their tea whilst reading the board. I wonder if there shouldn't be a warning somewhere, you know what the americans are like - they'll sue for anything.
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:26,
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well..
that's irony for you pep ..... You post a warning about spilling tea... and it makes me laugh so much that I spill my tea....
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:33,
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curses.
You knew the tea was hot - we never said you should surf with tea. You did all that of your own accord and everything... reaches for phone "hello lawyer... "
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:35,
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But I ...
was never sent on the training course.... and not read the COSHH assesment on Typhoo....
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:52,
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I find you
negligant on all counts - the training course was arranged, you failed to comply with regulation 2999778883334a which you agreed to having read prior to sign up. We have the documents here.
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:01,
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in the words of bill bryson
'americans will sure at the drop of a hat. in fact, there is probably someone somewhere who actually DID sue over a dropped hat and won several million out of it.'
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:38,
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sharp intake of breath....
dropped hat could have someones eye out y'know.
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:45,
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if
it were a 'razor-blade' hat, i.e. a hat made out of razor blades, it could have chopped the head off a kitten.
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:01,
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I tried doing that,
but I was counter-sued for discrimination against a hatless person, and I ended up with a $5 net loss.
Since few of us Americans drink tea, I don't think you have much to worry about. It's difficult to get burns from Coca-Cola and such.
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:50,
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Since few of us Americans drink tea, I don't think you have much to worry about. It's difficult to get burns from Coca-Cola and such.
i saw the word "jobby"
and brown stuff
and i was wondering what kind of twisted mind could come up with a job involving smearing shit on monitors... and then i watched the anim properly :)
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Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:34,
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and i was wondering what kind of twisted mind could come up with a job involving smearing shit on monitors... and then i watched the anim properly :)