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[challenge entry] Jobby
Feel the benefit: it's both big AND crap.

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From the What is the worst job in the world? challenge. See all 53 entries (closed)

(, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:22, archived)
# you know I'm always amazed
by the amount of b3tans that spill their tea whilst reading the board. I wonder if there shouldn't be a warning somewhere, you know what the americans are like - they'll sue for anything.
(, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:26, archived)
# well..
that's irony for you pep ..... You post a warning about spilling tea... and it makes me laugh so much that I spill my tea....
(, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:33, archived)
# curses.
You knew the tea was hot - we never said you should surf with tea. You did all that of your own accord and everything... reaches for phone "hello lawyer... "
(, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:35, archived)
# But I ...
was never sent on the training course.... and not read the COSHH assesment on Typhoo....
(, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:52, archived)
# I find you
negligant on all counts - the training course was arranged, you failed to comply with regulation 2999778883334a which you agreed to having read prior to sign up. We have the documents here.
(, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:01, archived)
# in the words of bill bryson
'americans will sure at the drop of a hat. in fact, there is probably someone somewhere who actually DID sue over a dropped hat and won several million out of it.'
(, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:38, archived)
# sharp intake of breath....
dropped hat could have someones eye out y'know.
(, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:45, archived)
# If it was a heavy hat
it could break your toe.
(, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:48, archived)
# if
it were a 'razor-blade' hat, i.e. a hat made out of razor blades, it could have chopped the head off a kitten.
(, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:01, archived)
# I tried doing that,
but I was counter-sued for discrimination against a hatless person, and I ended up with a $5 net loss.

Since few of us Americans drink tea, I don't think you have much to worry about. It's difficult to get burns from Coca-Cola and such.
(, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:50, archived)
# i saw the word "jobby"
and brown stuff

and i was wondering what kind of twisted mind could come up with a job involving smearing shit on monitors... and then i watched the anim properly :)
(, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:34, archived)
# wow
kudos to the word jobby. while were talking about under used words- grissle, submarine, pal, kenetic. Thanq.
(, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 20:45, archived)
# working in a submarine factory
i tend to use submarine an awful lot

:)
(, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:04, archived)