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# the pickledpizza information service is proud to announce...
GRAHAM NORTON
Graham Norton has a new series starting later this summer, stripped across weeknights. To apply for tickets, please email [email protected]. The show will record at the London Studios, Waterloo at 6pm Monday to Friday throughout May and June. Send through your postal address and the number of tickets reuqired (maximum 4). Standing Room will reply with a choice of dates.

(that's if you didn't already know...)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:20, archived)
# I'm happy to announce
that I will be emailing them for a couple of tickets! Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:27, archived)
# how many b3tans can invade?
we can all wave at the cameras shouting 'CUNTYMINTS'
or something.
It'll be the 2nd tv audience thingy I would have done this year.
DON'T ask about the first.
I said DON'T, because i won't tell ya.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:35, archived)
# what was the first?
the fear, the fear....
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:38, archived)
# oh go on
you know you want to tell :)
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:39, archived)
# You Don't need to
Graham Norton allways has a couple of packs of CUNTYMINTS (TM) on him* at all time

*Possibly IN him at all times?
(I helped save b3ta! oceanhippie, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:45, archived)
# tell me
or i'll set THE FEAR onto you. i mean it!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:11, archived)
# now i know where he is
it will be easier for me to assassinate him.
now whars me sniper rifle
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:27, archived)
# Sorry,
I think I've still got it. I was at Yates's last Friday, did I tell you?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:37, archived)
# .
Plant an exploding penguin
(I helped save b3ta! oceanhippie, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:47, archived)
# i was considering turning his talking dog phone into
a device that sprays acid all over his face when it opens its mouth
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:51, archived)
# In the words of Mills Lane...
I'll allow it.

I assume all B3tans are Celebraty death match fans.
(I helped save b3ta! oceanhippie, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:03, archived)
# the mike information service is proud to anounce...
MIKE SPECIAL
Special Mike will be continuing his current lifestyle this summer, stripping on weeknights. To apply for pictures, please email him. The strip will take place in Hong Kong from dusk till dawn every day. Send through nude pictures and number of garmets required to be removed (minimum nine).

I'm a dick.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:37, archived)