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[challenge entry] I hate these things, your own mini toxic environmental disaster

And I bet they are made in conjunction with the
electricity board or battery manufacturers.

From the If Ads Told The Truth challenge. See all 454 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 7:58, archived)
# that's a goodun!
yay
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 8:00, archived)
# that's completely true
the only ones we have in our place is directly beside the shitter, so it's the lesser of 2 evils :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 8:04, archived)
# Pfffft.....!
.. and changing the refillable contents is like something out of Danger UXB, always remembering to ensure the nozzle is facing away from you when you close them up due to the insta-squirt that emerges straightaway, potentially blinding you.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 8:04, archived)
# It's a derivative of agent orange that stuff*

*may not actually be napalm.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 8:07, archived)
# agent orange isn't the same as napalm
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 8:08, archived)
# I thought it was a type of
bomb dropped releasing sticky burning chemicals, which to my mind is what napalm is about. (My knowledge of man's fucking stupidity and constant desire to fuck everything up is not that great)

*Edit - I've just looked it up, fuck me, the US are even fucking stupider than I thought.
Carcinogenic crop killer to clear trees and stop the enemy from hiding.
Then send their own troops in to those tree areas to bathe in the leukemia inducing moisture. fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 8:11, archived)
# it defoliates trees, so people can't hide beneath them
like weed killer, but rather just biological matter killer. Napalm is fiery death.
(I helped save b3ta! John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 8:22, archived)
# six months on your username is still fucking disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 8:25, archived)
# I only changed it a couple of weeks ago
but hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 8:35, archived)
# "I love the smell of Airwick Magnolia & Cherry Blossom in the morning"
"Smells like.. victory."
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 8:09, archived)
# hahahahahahaahaha
that's how they should advertise it.

I want to see this advert
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 8:10, archived)
# plug in air fresheners
my ass !
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 8:28, archived)
# oh
I'm so glad someone else doesn't like smelly chemicals sprayed in the air too!
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:08, archived)