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# the new box is rubbish
you can't stamp on it causing the lid to shoot off like you could with the tubes :(
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:35, archived)
# you can't?
that's shit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Y'What....?
Boycott Nestle.. Again...

(Can you still take one end of and fire the caps like a pea shooter?)
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:36, archived)
# there are no caps
it's just a built in cardboard lid
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:55, archived)
# That is a crime against Children....
Fucking Nestle...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# When I used to buy Smarties it felt like I was buying a weapon
which just happened to be filled with chocolates.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:37, archived)
# And you can't put them on your cat's legs
to make it walk like a robot*


*only funny Jimmy Carr joke ever
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)
# This ^
(Bumsmells, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Yeah!
And who the hell wants to go into a shop and say, "Hi, I'd like a hexagonal prism of smarties, please."
"You mean a tube, mate?"
"Does it look like a tube you utter blend?"
"Yeah..."
"And that is precisely why you work in a fucking corner shop."
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:13, archived)