I Hope You All Agree With Me
From the If Ads Told The Truth challenge. See all 454 entries (closed)
( , Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:32, archived)
From the If Ads Told The Truth challenge. See all 454 entries (closed)
( , Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:32, archived)
I hate the new box
but removing the cancer giving red smarties* is a good move
*Playground FACT since 1972
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Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:33,
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*Playground FACT since 1972
the new box is rubbish
you can't stamp on it causing the lid to shoot off like you could with the tubes :(
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Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:35,
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Y'What....?
Boycott Nestle.. Again...
(Can you still take one end of and fire the caps like a pea shooter?)
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Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:36,
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(Can you still take one end of and fire the caps like a pea shooter?)
When I used to buy Smarties it felt like I was buying a weapon
which just happened to be filled with chocolates.
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Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:37,
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And you can't put them on your cat's legs
to make it walk like a robot*
*only funny Jimmy Carr joke ever
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Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:40,
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*only funny Jimmy Carr joke ever
Yeah!
And who the hell wants to go into a shop and say, "Hi, I'd like a hexagonal prism of smarties, please."
"You mean a tube, mate?"
"Does it look like a tube you utter blend?"
"Yeah..."
"And that is precisely why you work in a fucking corner shop."
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Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:13,
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"You mean a tube, mate?"
"Does it look like a tube you utter blend?"
"Yeah..."
"And that is precisely why you work in a fucking corner shop."
^ this
hard.
They ruin many a childhood...by ending them before they even get going. Bastard infanticidal corporation.
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Fri 6 Apr 2007, 12:38,
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They ruin many a childhood...by ending them before they even get going. Bastard infanticidal corporation.
This means you can't collect the letter printed on the other side of the lids.
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Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:37,
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But, that was the fucking POINT in them!
It was the closest thing I got to drugs when I was younger
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Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:36,
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Eat 2 Bags of Skittles and a Bottle of Full Caffiene/Sugar Cola...
Shake well and fire off like a Rocket Ship...
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Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:37,
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brilliant!
i used to collect the little lids with letters on, they fucked that up AND got rid of the smarties... so much hate.
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Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:41,
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i used to collect the little lids with letters on, they fucked that up AND got rid of the smarties... so much hate.