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[challenge entry] I Hope You All Agree With Me

From the If Ads Told The Truth challenge. See all 454 entries (closed)

(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:32, archived)
# hahahaha!!!!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:33, archived)
# I hate the new box
but removing the cancer giving red smarties* is a good move
*Playground FACT since 1972
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:33, archived)
# the new box is rubbish
you can't stamp on it causing the lid to shoot off like you could with the tubes :(
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:35, archived)
# you can't?
that's shit
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Y'What....?
Boycott Nestle.. Again...

(Can you still take one end of and fire the caps like a pea shooter?)
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:36, archived)
# there are no caps
it's just a built in cardboard lid
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:55, archived)
# That is a crime against Children....
Fucking Nestle...
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# When I used to buy Smarties it felt like I was buying a weapon
which just happened to be filled with chocolates.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:37, archived)
# And you can't put them on your cat's legs
to make it walk like a robot*


*only funny Jimmy Carr joke ever
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)
# This ^
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Yeah!
And who the hell wants to go into a shop and say, "Hi, I'd like a hexagonal prism of smarties, please."
"You mean a tube, mate?"
"Does it look like a tube you utter blend?"
"Yeah..."
"And that is precisely why you work in a fucking corner shop."
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:13, archived)
# Weren't the purple ones coloured with dead marmots?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:35, archived)
# they weren't dead
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:44, archived)
# nestle are evil!
that is all


*clicks*
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# ^^ Agreed
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:35, archived)
# ^ this
hard.
They ruin many a childhood...by ending them before they even get going. Bastard infanticidal corporation.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 12:38, archived)
# the box is hexagonal????
*starts revolution in anger*
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# This means you can't collect the letter printed on the other side of the lids.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:37, archived)
# it was the blue ones making all the kids doolally wasn't it?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# But, that was the fucking POINT in them!
It was the closest thing I got to drugs when I was younger
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:36, archived)
# they didn't have blue ones when I was a kid
:(
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Eat 2 Bags of Skittles and a Bottle of Full Caffiene/Sugar Cola...
Shake well and fire off like a Rocket Ship...
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:37, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:35, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)
# .
brilliant!

i used to collect the little lids with letters on, they fucked that up AND got rid of the smarties... so much hate.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:41, archived)
# hahahahaha! this gets my vote.
Also - opal fruits now starburst: fuckers!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:46, archived)
# They had to get rid of the blue ones
as the only natural blue pigment is stuff that you really, really don't want to be eating.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)