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[challenge entry] Meh!

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(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:19, archived)
# LOL!
MEGAGIGABYTE DRIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:20, archived)
# TLAs?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:20, archived)
#
Three Letter Acronyms
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)
# OFFS
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:24, archived)
# ^that
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)
# U R n0t teh l33t
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:25, archived)
# does anyone remember that picture of the road
markings saying all turn leet???

(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:29, archived)
# well done in passing your english entrance exam
i'm sure you will enjoy being a part of the team

/PC World HR Dept.
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)
# You got an F?
That's better than a pass
/PC World Management Team
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:24, archived)
# So true
I always twitch when I see those adverts for a system with Windows Vista, a long dead budget CPU and 512MB RAM. That sort of configuration that can just about load MSOffice by leaning on the Virtual Ram a lot.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)
# yay
this one has a super internal USB hard drive accelerator in it!!!

And plenty of memory in the cd drive!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)
# More like:
Woman Customer : "Hi! I'm here to pick up the ultrafast ethernet-SAN blade server I ordered so conveniently online!"

Employee: "Yes, here it is, and it will make your documents better with its 20 jigawatt Blue-Ray quantum field transistor technology"

Woman Customer : "LOL, thanks!"

PEEEE-CEEE-WORLD!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:25, archived)
#
Better still is that it seems to try to target retarded females who think it's empowering to see a woman shout, "Come on, it's over here!" at what appears to be a significant other and then exchange 'typical' looks with the patronising female shop assistant. He didn't look in your direction or listen to shop bullshit so you called him! Score one for equal rights!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:27, archived)
# it's almost as sexist as that scotish beef advert
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Can't say I've seen those but sexism and stupidity do seem pretty big tools of the advertising industry
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:31, archived)
# SOLD!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:27, archived)
# they may be shite
but they are nuclear physics geniuses compared to comet

go in there and it's like they've tapped into the source of the mystical shit fountain of the ancients
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:45, archived)