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(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:42, archived)
# For some reason I'd really do her.
Don't know why. Maybe green gilets turn me on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:43, archived)
# I think that goes for most of us
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:43, archived)
# keep the bodywarmer, lose the rest...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:44, archived)
# ha ha
this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:46, archived)
# I like the yellow trainers
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:48, archived)
# but you can't suck her toes then....
urg! made myself retch...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:50, archived)
# and I thought I was weird...
At least I don't want to suck the manky old toes of some bottle blonde loan sharking whore of babylon...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:59, archived)
# maybe she's a really dirty mechanic
and is just waiting to get oiled up?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Maybe you go for the cheerful but vacant look?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:44, archived)
# thats me out then...
*miserable and intelligent.*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Nah, otherwise the girls in the local Morrisons'd have all been captained by now.
I swear it's wonderful in there, all the little worker ants are awfully thick, but absolutely lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Morrisons uniforms are the nastiest supermarket uniforms
Burgundy? Come off it!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Are sainsbury's still orange and blue, with a bit of brown thrown in?
That'd do it for me. Boke city.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:48, archived)
# like in wetherspoons pubs....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:47, archived)
# :D
'what ales do you have?'
'Carlsberg, fosters....'


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Much like drinking gravy.
(Workshy Fop More Workshy than Fop, to be honest, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Dip toast in it.
Fuck yeah.


Or prawn crackers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Chilli dipping sauce with your prawn crackers?
No fuck that, I'll just have a pint of bisto, and make it lumpy.
(Workshy Fop More Workshy than Fop, to be honest, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Yes
Hmmmm.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/4528162.stm

Apparently they went bust in 2005.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Pope John Peel is dead in the thames?!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:56, archived)
# It's scary what terrible loan deals people sign up to
*shiver*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:43, archived)
# i'll loan you a tenner but over 10 years you'll pay me back £31785
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:48, archived)
# OMG!!!
you're positively giving it away!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:49, archived)