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[challenge entry] Yes, I'm a barman
in Bristol

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(prodder This crack's really moreish, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:41, archived)
# Correct
It's my surefire method on how to spot a twat. People who drink this would probably eat one of my shits if I put some paprika and a little hat on it.
(KingOfMyCastle, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:45, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:57, archived)
# I think
Macdonalds beat you to it
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Kopparberg is much much better
£2.20 for a huge bottle too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:54, archived)
# our local pub in Weston
charges £1.20 for a bottle of diet coke. That's a bottle containing the same amount as a can.

£1 fucking 20 for a can of diet coke.

And I pay it cos I'm an idiot.

and because I don't drink.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:57, archived)
# if that's costing you £3.80
I'd drink in a different pub
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Thatchers
mmmmmmm....
hangovery

but delicious
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:15, archived)