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# 'ning all
what's happening on this lovely blue sky day of impending doom :D

*sips tea*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:52, archived)
# onion and poppyseed bagel with welsh goats cheese, chives and garlic
and a LARGE mug of coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:53, archived)
# I think you mean
leftover curry that was in the microwave.
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:54, archived)
# I wish I had a microwave
so I cood engage in such things for breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:56, archived)
# I hate curry
I hate cockerels.
I hate microwave food.
I hate cockerels
I hate my dog from dragging me along the floor by my dressing gown.
I hate cockerels.

I am emo.
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:59, archived)
# that's beautiful
all you need now is floppy hair obscuring the vision of one eye

and you can set up a crappy band site on myspace
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:01, archived)
# I could only wish
My hair is currently cut in fashionable 'butch lesbian' style.

I also hate hairdressers.

I'm in a foul mood today.
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:03, archived)
# I'm in a great mood
which of course means something unpleasant is going to happen :D

just have it cut long

everyone should have long hippy hair :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:05, archived)
# On a farm by the sounds of it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Middle of a pissing estate.
Surrounded by odd men and their cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:05, archived)
# mm, that's one of the best
almost as good as last night's pizza
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Ooh.. cold pizza
Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:59, archived)
# I am not familiar with this "last nights pizza"
as I manage to eat the whole damn thing "last night"

hmm, pizza
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:02, archived)
# You need to buy two pizzas
and put one in the fridge for the following morning
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:11, archived)
# that's a cunning plan
and almost affordable

as, unlike in the deep south, one can still get a pizza for under 6 quid here

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:31, archived)
# I woke up to find a 3cm cut on my forehead
Which wouldn't be so bad if I could explain it. It wasn't there last night.

I think I must be a sleep-emo.
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:02, archived)
# sleemo?
maybe it's just the demons of the night or aliens just sexing you when you are asleep and getting a bit overexcited
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:03, archived)
# you need to cut your nails!
or buy some baby glove things that stops them from scratching themselves

*failed child-development*
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:05, archived)
# i'm sorry about that
i've been meaning to file down the rather sharp zip on my stalking catsuit for ages, it won't happen again, a 30 degree wash should get rid of the stain on your pillow.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Ah
I wondered where that had come from
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:11, archived)