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( , Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:18, archived)
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( , Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:18, archived)
I love walking round Ikea looking happy.
Really pisses the miserable bastards argueing over how many mugs they really need.
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Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:20,
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with a hole in it
being carried on the head of jeanette crankie
and all the spunk is leaking out of the bucket and dribbling down her face, and a bunch of japanese midgets are doing kamikaze bukkake nosedives on top of her from a low flying B52, and they are all on fire, floating gently down to earth where they detonate with a mighty splat of guts, spunking continually
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Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:25,
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and all the spunk is leaking out of the bucket and dribbling down her face, and a bunch of japanese midgets are doing kamikaze bukkake nosedives on top of her from a low flying B52, and they are all on fire, floating gently down to earth where they detonate with a mighty splat of guts, spunking continually
oh
you've been to ikea Lakeside then.
I actually rather love it because they make superking beds I can afford.
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Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:41,
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I actually rather love it because they make superking beds I can afford.
they sell the best cider there
Kobbarberg, its ace, I love the pear flavoured ones. Everyone else walks out with tables and flat packed things I have Crates of Cider.
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Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:22,
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kopparberg?
that stuff is wank...
strongbow is where the cider scene is at!!
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Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:25,
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strongbow is where the cider scene is at!!
i thought
it tasted a bit watery
is it wrong for a 17 year old to be reviewing cider?
NOT a binger fyi
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Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:29,
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is it wrong for a 17 year old to be reviewing cider?
NOT a binger fyi
yes it is
now go and do your homework or there will be no white lightning for you me lad.
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Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:32,
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hahahaha
i laugh, but you're right, i should be revising for a-levels
fuckittt, i can always resit ;)
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Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:33,
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fuckittt, i can always resit ;)
=D
any suggestions as to anything else i should use?
(as a benchmark)
im portraying myself as a right alcohlic now, i bet...
not even into drinking atm for some absurd reason
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Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:43,
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(as a benchmark)
im portraying myself as a right alcohlic now, i bet...
not even into drinking atm for some absurd reason
I didnt start drinking 'til I was 18, really
never did the whole 'getting wankered in the park' thing.
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Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:22,
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don't have the blackcurrant though
it tastes of parma violets.
Does ikea sell the rubbish, canned English brewed Kopparberg or the lovely, bottled Swedish variety?
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Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:30,
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Does ikea sell the rubbish, canned English brewed Kopparberg or the lovely, bottled Swedish variety?
unfortunately only seen the canned so far
but my local does the bottles
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Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:31,
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for some reason we brits don't brew it nearly as flavourful as the swedes
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Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:34,
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i dunno...
lager is bearable, if theres not much of it, or its mixed with lots of cider
once im pissed tho, i dont care what i drink, as long as it extends the effects =D
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Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:40,
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once im pissed tho, i dont care what i drink, as long as it extends the effects =D