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# Seeing as it's 'bad Friday'
Here's a fucking awful, self-indulgent, badly optimised vector of ME!

In other news, that Dan Le Sac song's a bit good, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:04, archived)
# I imagine you to be making a
"hello ladies" clicking sound whilst pointing
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:07, archived)
# I actually was
that's my Uber-Smouldering lookTM for the pull!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:09, archived)
# is it a wig?
or just the angle it was taken?

or was it something I said?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Horrible angle
that's SmileOnTheTiles for you!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:10, archived)
# no,
that's the 'peessed and can't focus, let alone find my own groin to do a michael jackson impression, to impress the bird taking the photo, so I'll just do that tik-tik pretend gun action. coz that's cool innit?' pose.

simple as that.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:14, archived)
# It was a fat cunt with a tache
probably you.

EDIT: speaking of peessed, you appear to be pissed as you replied to possibly the wrong thread.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:15, archived)
# nope, didn't reply to the wrong one
and was being cheerful and jovial while i typed.

miseryguts
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Ah well
I just wanted to call someone a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:21, archived)
# i am a cunt
you are what you eat
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:28, archived)
# You should date thinner girls then
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:28, archived)
# now who isn't making any sense? YOU!
AND...

if we're being pedantic, I don't need to date, been with the same lovely lady for 14 yrs (today) and have been married to her for 13 yrs. so i don't need to date.
but if i DID, I wouldn't be so shallow as not to date the fat ones, because, 7 times out of ten, they are better than the anorexic ones.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:37, archived)
# good song
good pic too

=D
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Thank you!
You're too kind!

Took me bastard ages!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:12, archived)
# pfft
worth it tho... surely?

wanna make me one? =P
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Hmmm
I have one in the works, but I could do.
It's all a bit tricky with working from a laptop.
IVV is the best of the lot for vectors.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:19, archived)
# IVV?
not good with all this technical speak
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:21, archived)
# In Vino Veritas
I'll sort you out, mind.
When I get time.
I'll GAZ it you if you have a piccy.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:22, archived)
# ohhhhh..
k cheers =D
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:24, archived)
# are you going to touch that ham?
:p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:15, archived)
# I want the ham
but I will die, it's Good Friday, eat the meat and go to Hull!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:15, archived)
# well today...
i've eaten, bacon, sausage, turkey and something that was described as "meat" on the packet...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:34, archived)
# I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:16, archived)
# You've all gone fluffty all of a sudden
This is better than the time a badly animated gif of a baby being shagged got FP'd by a drunk mod.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Er, 'fluffy all of a sudden'? I'm generally very fluffy.
er, gif? baby? shagged? FP?

*backs away slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Not you
everyone.
Except pickled pizza.
Also, the fp'd shagbaby was about two and a bit years ago. I remember the night because I was there.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:21, archived)
# i am NEVER fluffy. FACT
and i never fucked no baby on no frontpage guvnor. what is this thread all about? why am i not nice all of a sudden? WHAT HAVE I DONE??

*sobs into palms*
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:32, archived)
# I see you touch a lot of ham
but this is quite good
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:22, archived)
# This hamtouching is beyond me
I'm not nearly gay enough for /board anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:23, archived)
# *bums*
there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:25, archived)
# *pushes back*
/ac worryingly
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:25, archived)
# :)
you love it!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:37, archived)
# it's dec. or ant. or whichever of them that is
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:32, archived)