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# mystery_bob has his 15 minutes of fame

in the bloody Scotrail magazine. lucky him.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:38, archived)
# page 6
I've taken out a full page add that says, "Trashcanglam is a cunt"
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:41, archived)
# i think you mean 'ad'
prick.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:42, archived)
# Now now
Keep it fluffy, yeah? :) Think kittens.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:44, archived)
# I'm trying to...
...it's just that he's such a cunt.

That's all.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:44, archived)
# I love your page
Zelda is my favorite game. :)
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:45, archived)
# zelda is for bearded pricks
read from that what you will.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:46, archived)
# I'm confused
since I'm neither bearded nor a prick.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:47, archived)
# I'LL
be the judge of that.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:49, archived)
# i can't
with that bearded prick alive.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:45, archived)
# slut.
.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:51, archived)
# whore
.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:52, archived)
# pigeon
.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:00, archived)
# will smith
.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:07, archived)
# WILD WILD WEST
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:09, archived)
# that's spot on the sweaty festering bollock, that is.
give him a few years, he'll look like Michael Jackson.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:16, archived)
# but how funny would he be?
EH? HOW FUNNY?
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:18, archived)
# about as funny as boiling your own cock.
In vinegar.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:19, archived)
# thus my theory
was correct.

i win.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:23, archived)
# I never disagreed with you.
And might I point out that Will Smith looks fucking hilarious next to Richard Blackwood. And that fucking programme he came out of called "The Real McCoy", absolutely exemplified your theory...
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:26, archived)
# oooh, have I missed something?
Is he going to be in the new series of thomas the tank engine?
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:00, archived)
# yeah he is
'Bob the Bearded Prick Engine'
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:03, archived)
# nice to see that the series
is being brought up to date to fully engage the youth of today.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:13, archived)
# there's also
Jack the Junkie Engine and Cyril the Convicted Paedophile Engine.
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 21:18, archived)