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[challenge entry] Side effects may include


Waste of the waist . . .

From the If Ads Told The Truth challenge. See all 454 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:15, archived)
# Fuck her up the fucking arse.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:16, archived)
# that's not a very nice thing to say, now is it
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Depends what she's in to I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:19, archived)
# holding hands and long walks on the beach
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:21, archived)
# and filthy dirty bum sex
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:21, archived)
# stop pissing on my arse
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:22, archived)
# you too, date Mr.Horrible
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:24, archived)
# i once thought about it

but he and i didnt connect
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:26, archived)
# still, we tried
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:31, archived)
# and extreme buggery, we hope
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:22, archived)
# embrace your latent homo-erotic desires

and just date a man, all the bum sex you want
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:23, archived)
# I prefer teh bumsex with women
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:29, archived)
# *backs against the wall*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:47, archived)
# My mind must be going in tangents now
Coz I'm now thinking of the song 'Together on the Sand' by NOFX.

The lyrics go:

Together on the sand.
We stood hand in hand.
On the beach from.
She smiled at me.
I tightly held her hand.
I had my fingers up her.
Country music playing on the radio.
So we turned it off.
We went down to the water.
Where she grabbed on to my honker.
The waves swept us away.
Waaa ha ha.
Waaa ha ha.
[Cheesy jazz chord end]
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:23, archived)
# as she grabbed on to my honker
a wave swept us a way...

EDIT: Ohh, teh whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:26, archived)
# I had to add (as I omitted it)
Country music playing on the radio so we turned it off.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Is that a wierd shaped moolie?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:16, archived)
# stretch marks
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:17, archived)
# We do have a bottle opener you know?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:19, archived)
# great googly moogly!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:19, archived)
# does this also work on jpeg artifacts?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 20:19, archived)