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(, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Holy shit
Drove round Woburn on Tuesday: nearly got killed when the zebra on top fell off....
(, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:38, archived)
# ?
(, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:39, archived)
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(, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:38, archived)
# did you just have that photo
..hanging around?
(, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:39, archived)
# erm...


ah...



In a special folder... no, erm...

I found it on the floor.

(, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)
# pffft
I saw an elephant's knob once when I was in Sri Lanka, they tickled it's tummy and this fucking huge thing thumped down onto the ground.

I think I'll feel inadequate for the rest of my life..
(, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)
# whatever for?
most human women don't have big gapey elephant twats

and if one did, i wouldn't want a go on her
(, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:42, archived)
# *bets you would, for the novelty*
(, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:43, archived)
# but i'd have to use my leg
(, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Exactly.
Novelty factor: fucking sky high.
(, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:45, archived)
# you
clearly haven't been to Essex
(, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:45, archived)
# i live in essex
at least, until the end of summer
(, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:46, archived)
# really?
well you can't have noticed the tribe of elephant women who live there then :)
(, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Jordan


(, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:46, archived)
# haha
'like opening a window and fucking the night'
(, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:48, archived)
# i will...
as a woman
(, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:42, archived)
# How did you make the elephant laugh then cry?
I told him I had a bigger knob.

Then I proved it.
(, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:42, archived)
# that's rape
(, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:48, archived)