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# just got an e-mail from Mrs Flan(ge)
saying that the carpenter is coming today to repair the cabinets in the kitchen after the ceiling falling in incident, she has also very kindly pointed out...and I quote
'you have the painters in on monday'
Do I risk a beating and mail her back pointing out that is a physical impossibolity due to me having boy bits ?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:19, archived)
# Yes!
Go for it big boi!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:21, archived)
# hyaha!
make it so..
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:26, archived)
# just mailed her this

thought it was rather apt
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:31, archived)
# you know you want to....
but you would get a beating

don't forget people
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:27, archived)
# what you doing on saturday ?
me mates band are playing in wimbledon if you want to come along
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:28, archived)
# ermmmm
not sure
might be out with the missus as i am meant to be out with youa nd who ever else turns up friday night
which is M@rkoni and Dr Drink and Pootle and i think Thorpe is popping in as well
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:33, archived)
# he is indeed
my wife said I could go and everything
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)
# excellent sire
nice and easy walk home for you!!!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:41, archived)
# you have too
show her who's boss
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:28, archived)
#
she is
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:30, archived)
# I want you to
record the slap you get cos it's going to be funny.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:30, archived)
# and me sobbing
afterwards like a big jessy ?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)
# aaahahahahha
yes.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:42, archived)