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# Freaky!
I was just reading through a paragraph in a book I'm editing with exactly that spelling of Jude in it:

Chapter 2
An Eastern block
'Joood!' The scream, no roar, echoed around the house like a thousand tortured harpies squashed into a very small box. 'Joooooood!' It sounded again, even louder. It reverberated off walls, rattled the windows and sent the budgie into spasms. If scientists ever figured out what noise the dinosaurs made, it would turn out to be something pretty close to this.


You're not hiding behind me, are you?
(, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 14:54, archived)
# no, that joooooood has seven 'o's
mine only has 6


(, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 14:55, archived)
# i like the fact that it sent the budgie into spasms
(, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 14:56, archived)
# prolly a big ghey budgie


(, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 14:57, archived)
# That's why I'm editing it ;)
(, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I'm on ur shouldaz, editin' wif ur jooooood!


(, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Excellent. I need some help with this one.
Don't mind popping down the office to get me some tea, do you?
(, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 15:00, archived)
# are you
editing it by burning and returning the ash to the "author"

\grumpy blog
(, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Ahhhh
There there.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Who wrote it?
It's not the new Harry Potter is it?
(, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 15:03, archived)
# If it was it'd be the first time I could charge people £5 a look...
...and actually make some money :)
(, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 15:04, archived)