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# first post so...
i'll start with a joke (well...)

whats the difference between a truck full of bricks and a truck full of babies?

you cant unload a truck full of bricks with a pitchfork!


(so it wasnt that good...)

any way go here - possibly a re-post...
(erm, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:35, archived)
# hehe!
that news story gives me mental images of the hungarian police chasing people who are on a diet!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:38, archived)
# lol
those crazy foos...
(erm, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:40, archived)
# that fifth paragraph
reminds me of 'brass eye'

just popped in during... err, if you round 11.6 off you get 12 which is *nearly* lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:42, archived)
# arf!
I can picture the library picture of Wolfgang Amadeus in the top corner of the screen while they say that bit too!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Hello, good evening and welcome
Nice joke, but here's a couple of tips:

Only piccies go in the competitions
You can only repost your own stuff what you've posted before (but I wouldn't recommend doing it too often or starting a new thread for it).
Oh, and shop a kitten and everyone will love you (or atleast Dr Phil will)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:39, archived)
# i know
ive been sitting and looking for a months....

I had a four hour long conversation/arguement about why kittens are better than pandas... kittensd won Yay!
(erm, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:41, archived)
# Huzzah
for kittens!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Hi there.
Tattyplop something, maybe a kitten or a penguin. That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:40, archived)
# i would
but it broke :(

damn technology...
(erm, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:42, archived)
# hello
You really are a

Edit yer post and get it out of the compo, there's a good chap. And photoshop a kitten.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:45, archived)
# that's a lovely
chicken :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:47, archived)
# truck load of sand and a truck load of foetuses
works better on the *bleugh* factor
and
what's the difference between a pig placenta and a brick?
you can't gargle a brick
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 11:50, archived)