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# phew.
*wipes brow*

(nearly)morning all by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:07, archived)
# yeah
real nasty moment that was.

I think I might watch some telly tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:08, archived)
# i'm going to
bob down the shops later. i might buy some lamb.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:08, archived)
# It was quite nippy on my walk to work,
this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:10, archived)
# could you pick me up some shampoo, please?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:10, archived)
# what do you want him to do with it after hes picked it up?
hmmmmmmmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:11, archived)
# aye, go on then.
i might get a paper and read it this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:11, archived)
# I had lamb for dinner last night!
No, really - I did!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:10, archived)
# jesus, funny
old world innit.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:13, archived)
# About 2 months after my wedding I lost my
ring! I couldn't remember if I'd had it on before arriving at work. I'd had a massive poo (curry the night before...) and it was kind of loose anyway so logically I thought it'd fallen off and been flushed away... I even called out Bristol Water and had them check the drains at work for it.

Imagine my supprise when I found it under the bed a few months later...
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:13, archived)
# *imagines real hard*
"Ooh would you look at that, it was under the bed!"
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:16, archived)
# I was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
popular that night when her indoors found out...
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:18, archived)
# And yes
Basically I am a twat...
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:19, archived)
# I take it that it fell off
while you were gropeing around for your jazz mags?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Not too sure...
Possible, or maybe while I was greasing up the Anal Intruder [tm]
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:28, archived)