b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 7110585 (Thread)

# you've not been in our female toilets.....
they're awfull
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:37, archived)
# What were you doing in there?
putting up secret cameras?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:39, archived)
# That's weird
In most places it's the blokes. Blech.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:40, archived)
# The reek of stale boy wee
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Yes!
What do they do in there?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:42, archived)
# you'd be the same if you had to urinate out of a powerful tube into a little urinal!
trying to control the flow and not let it flap everywhere
with only two hands is quite difficult!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Excuse me.
I've used a urinal several times, without the aid of an aimable nozzle, and I did alright...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:43, archived)
# thats because you can just plonk your arse into it!
I'm still too scared to ask the missus about alton towers. i'm in too deep now!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:45, archived)
# You can write your name
but you can't wee without getting it on the floor/wall?

Pfft. Men = crap.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:46, archived)
# *shamed*
sorry cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:47, archived)
# :D
S'alright!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:48, archived)
# the nozzle doesn't always fire in the same direction you point it
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:45, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Bad workmen always blame their tool.
;-)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:46, archived)
# and employers of retards
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Where do you work?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:44, archived)
# oh it's not THAT bad...
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:47, archived)
# You're used to it though!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:47, archived)
# *changes pants*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:49, archived)
# I knew you wanted me.
I only have to talk to you...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:51, archived)
# They are ment to be the worst of the 2 where i work as well.
No ones ever shat on the floor in the mens....
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Yep
Thats was just the worst in a long line of complaints i heard some female work mates come out with.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:45, archived)
# nor do we chuck used jam rags at the walls
or cover the mirrors in lipstick

and where does this myth come from that women's effluent doesn't stink?
have you got different internal organs to us?

a trained nose can detect it even through the
excessive amount of perfume that gets sprayed around
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Christ, you must work with some horrible women.
The women I know aren't like that. Oh no no no.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:48, archived)
# these arn't women
they're teenagers

i know you like to think that your shit don't stink
but learn a little bit closer and you'll see your roses really smell like
boo - hoo - hoo
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Even so...
when I was a teenager, I wasn't....oh goodness. Well I certainly wasn't like THAT.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:53, archived)