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# heheh woo!
*clicks for bugger*

*lubes*

*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Hiya!
I've just sent an e-mail - whaddaya think

'To the CEO Mars international

Dear Sir,

I am alarmed to find that Maltesers are made of rat droppings and that Mars employ underage staff to brutally squeeze the rodents which are obviously kept in appaling conditions. I wouldn't be at all surprised to learn that you empoy illegal immigrants, too! This has ruined the Malteser brand for me and I shall never have one again and encourage all my friends to do the same.

Love DTH'

I reckon if every b3tard sent the same we could get you sued! C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 10:31, archived)
# *copies - Pastes - Sends*
BWAH-ha-HA-ha-HA!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 10:34, archived)
# but...but...but..
but they're so tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 10:35, archived)
# hehehe cheers you bummer!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 10:46, archived)
# What did the legal letter say?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 10:32, archived)
# it said
"Open your mind Quaid
Open your miiiind"
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 10:34, archived)
# *gets ass to mars*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 10:42, archived)
# not to do any more animations that are funny....
..so not much really
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Aww!
*man-hugs*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 10:59, archived)