Pantses BeatlesWell, the ones I like most are dead, so I suppose that that's wrong...
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Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:20,
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DCI Undercover: where were you on the night of the 5th??Spider: I was everywhere - I'm the spider. I'm Omnipresent
DCI Undercover: ...?
Spider: you know - THE spider... there's only one and it's me.
(DCI Undercover: ...?
Spider: you know - THE spider... there's only one and it's me.
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:23,
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DCI Undercover: what do you mean there's only one... there's not only oneSpider: listen, idiot, there's only one spider, I'm him, it's me. I'm THE spider.
DCI Undercover: but I've seen more than one spider at the same time... in my house and in zoos and things.
Spider: No you havent moron, you just think you have.
DCI Undercover: *wimper* I don't understand any of this...
Spider: it's quite simple, and I've already explained it so I'm not going to do it again just because you're too stupid to understand... and if you arest me I will be come more dark and powerful than you could ever imagine
DCI Undercover: ... ... wait a minute, that's a poor mis-quote from Star Wars... You're not Omnipresent! You're a chuffing lying spider
Spder: *laughs* had you going though didn't I?
DCI Undercover: phew - yeah - for a while there I was like wooooaaahhhhhhhhhh eek, you know, all uuuooohhsfhhhhhh
Spider: yeah - that's great *gets up* aaannnyyway - I'll just be on my way then.
DCI Undercover: sure - yeah - I'll see you in the club later on?
(DCI Undercover: but I've seen more than one spider at the same time... in my house and in zoos and things.
Spider: No you havent moron, you just think you have.
DCI Undercover: *wimper* I don't understand any of this...
Spider: it's quite simple, and I've already explained it so I'm not going to do it again just because you're too stupid to understand... and if you arest me I will be come more dark and powerful than you could ever imagine
DCI Undercover: ... ... wait a minute, that's a poor mis-quote from Star Wars... You're not Omnipresent! You're a chuffing lying spider
Spder: *laughs* had you going though didn't I?
DCI Undercover: phew - yeah - for a while there I was like wooooaaahhhhhhhhhh eek, you know, all uuuooohhsfhhhhhh
Spider: yeah - that's great *gets up* aaannnyyway - I'll just be on my way then.
DCI Undercover: sure - yeah - I'll see you in the club later on?
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:29,
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*hands in badge**goes it alone*
you can tell the pen pushers at city hall, I've handed in my badge and I'm going it alone.
(you can tell the pen pushers at city hall, I've handed in my badge and I'm going it alone.
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:47,
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