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# Behold!

morning all
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:53, archived)
# that's no moon!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:54, archived)
# no, it's not
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Cor!
You can see her pants.

*hardens*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:13, archived)
# I am cofused now

should I fuck or kill it

and if both, in which order?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:14, archived)
# bite it!!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:19, archived)
# *bites it*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:24, archived)
# *holds bees*
ouch

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:54, archived)
# *releases ants*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:55, archived)
# 'Places a Butterflies under house arrest'
(ALittleMouseWithClogsOn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:58, archived)
# *questions spiders*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Pantses Beatles
Well, the ones I like most are dead, so I suppose that that's wrong...
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:20, archived)
# DCI Undercover: where were you on the night of the 5th??
Spider: I was everywhere - I'm the spider. I'm Omnipresent
DCI Undercover: ...?
Spider: you know - THE spider... there's only one and it's me.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:23, archived)
# DCI Undercover: what do you mean there's only one... there's not only one
Spider: listen, idiot, there's only one spider, I'm him, it's me. I'm THE spider.
DCI Undercover: but I've seen more than one spider at the same time... in my house and in zoos and things.
Spider: No you havent moron, you just think you have.
DCI Undercover: *wimper* I don't understand any of this...
Spider: it's quite simple, and I've already explained it so I'm not going to do it again just because you're too stupid to understand... and if you arest me I will be come more dark and powerful than you could ever imagine
DCI Undercover: ... ... wait a minute, that's a poor mis-quote from Star Wars... You're not Omnipresent! You're a chuffing lying spider
Spder: *laughs* had you going though didn't I?
DCI Undercover: phew - yeah - for a while there I was like wooooaaahhhhhhhhhh eek, you know, all uuuooohhsfhhhhhh
Spider: yeah - that's great *gets up* aaannnyyway - I'll just be on my way then.
DCI Undercover: sure - yeah - I'll see you in the club later on?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:29, archived)
# *hands in badge*
*goes it alone*

you can tell the pen pushers at city hall, I've handed in my badge and I'm going it alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:47, archived)
# G'ning!
Does anyone know of an alternate for the /talk board?

Our web filters are blocking all of b3ta except a borked version of the main board. jelly.b3ta doesn't work either.

I've got a colleague who's a talkboarder and I'm sure she'd like to be able to go back there if poss.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:00, archived)
# get a notepad and a pen
and write /talk on the top left corner

/helpful
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
If nobody is more helpful than that, we might get a /talk b3tan coming on here, so don't say I didn't warn you.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:01, archived)
#
if its just the domain name being blocked there is a b3ta.com mirror at

www3.barnesy.org/board/

or

www3.barnesy.org/talk/

but you didn't hear it from me
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Good man
whoever you are and whatever it was you just said ;)


Edit: and whoever just gaz'ed me, cheers but I can't read it at the moment, that is also blocked by webfilters.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Unlucky. My work did that for a while and I was stuck on barnesy
have you tried through the ip?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:11, archived)
# g'ning!
Yay for floaty things!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 10:05, archived)