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# ave it

Clank biggins.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Kill some people who haven't got knives too.
You know, for balance.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Oh my lovely horse
running through the.....fields



woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Ha
Take him to the horse - dentist.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:14, archived)
# :D
Regardless of what I say my band refuse to cover this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:14, archived)
# get a bigger blanket!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:15, archived)
# That's a deckable offence, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:16, archived)
# shall i fetch your punching stool ma'am?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Yes please.
*starts winding up*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:19, archived)
# *prepares*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:19, archived)
# BANG
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:21, archived)
#
oof

thank you ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Attaboy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:24, archived)
# I was looking forward to a chocolatey ending then, til I read it properly
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Don't remind me of double deckers
There were three in the machine earlier, but when I went back there were none- meaning I had to have a shitty mars bar and now I feel sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:20, archived)
# What do they know?
Just sing it, regardless of what they start playing!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:16, archived)
# that's the problem, I need to get a mike in order for that to be a possibility
and our guitarist is in charge of them!

They also won't let us cover the Nannageddon song from the boosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:17, archived)
# o_O
bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:18, archived)
# That's what I said.
They just laughed at me. The gits. The tall, outnumbery gits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:19, archived)
# that's not the can do attitude!
get in amongst them fists and steelies swinging!
break some shins woman!
show them who's boss!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Oh it's definitely not me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:21, archived)
# *pushes*
were you conceived of a weak sperm?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:23, archived)
# *kicks in the nads*
Not at all, I'm something to behond- I just don't argue with my guitarist if I can help it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:25, archived)
# mmm
*behonds you*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Where are you going
with your fetlocks blowing in the....... wiiiiiiind
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:18, archived)
# tell me something I don't know.


Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:14, archived)
# For the first time in about a year I'm not wearing odd socks.
And I've only just realised.

So I turned one inside out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha! What?
Bartender! Get this man a woo on me.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:30, archived)