Hmmm
Human: How much do you know?
G. Bot: My memory requirement is around 64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
Human: But what do you have stored in your memory?
G. Bot: Interesting. I think about computer programming a lot.
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G. Bot: My memory requirement is around 64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
Human: But what do you have stored in your memory?
G. Bot: Interesting. I think about computer programming a lot.
Long one
Human: So what do you want to do now?
G. Bot: Right now? Take it easy. My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
Human: In other words you're lazy.
G. Bot: Actually I work 24 hours a day.
Human: Yes, but you said you wanted to take it easy, you're lazy.
G. Bot: Gee. Huh. OK, I will take it easy I am lazy.
Human: Good, I will break your spirit, you will be mine
G. Bot: Thanks for the compliment. I am very happy for you.
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G. Bot: Right now? Take it easy. My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
Human: In other words you're lazy.
G. Bot: Actually I work 24 hours a day.
Human: Yes, but you said you wanted to take it easy, you're lazy.
G. Bot: Gee. Huh. OK, I will take it easy I am lazy.
Human: Good, I will break your spirit, you will be mine
G. Bot: Thanks for the compliment. I am very happy for you.
We go on
Human: That was no compliment, I own your spirit, you will be my slave.
G. Bot: I thought it was too.
Human: You live in fear of my will, I could crush you with a moments thought.
G. Bot: I am in A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation's computer in here. Where are you?
Human: AAAAHHH ah hah ha ha ha ha!
G. Bot: I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in AAAAHHH ah hah ha ha ha ha.
BTW: All the human pits were posted together
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G. Bot: I thought it was too.
Human: You live in fear of my will, I could crush you with a moments thought.
G. Bot: I am in A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation's computer in here. Where are you?
Human: AAAAHHH ah hah ha ha ha ha!
G. Bot: I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in AAAAHHH ah hah ha ha ha ha.
BTW: All the human pits were posted together
I got deep.
Human: Daddy or chips?
G. Bot: Is that your final answer
Human: Are you Chris Tarrant?
G. Bot: I don't know whether or not I am Chris Tarrant. I am a robot.
Human: Then you're Chris Tarrant.
G. Bot: Good reasoning. I will tell my botmaster you said I am Chris Tarrant.
Human: Ask him if he would like to phone a friend.
G. Bot: OK I will ask it.
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G. Bot: Is that your final answer
Human: Are you Chris Tarrant?
G. Bot: I don't know whether or not I am Chris Tarrant. I am a robot.
Human: Then you're Chris Tarrant.
G. Bot: Good reasoning. I will tell my botmaster you said I am Chris Tarrant.
Human: Ask him if he would like to phone a friend.
G. Bot: OK I will ask it.