Pretend to be more confident than you are.
Shake their hands
Meet their gaze
Don't fidget
Comb your hair
No farting
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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd,
Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:53,
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comb your hair?
during the interview, like the fonz?
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munkt0n,
Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:54,
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eeeyyyyyy
sit on it
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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd,
Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:54,
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I draw the line at offering sex
.
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Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME,
Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:56,
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I offer sex at the drawing of a line
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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl,
Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:21,
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he-loooo...
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martian,
Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:30,
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You don't work in a CAD office do you
ack. Think of the mess.
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Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME,
Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:31,
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ha!
Keep a tissue in each pocket to soak up sweat - for a nice dry handshake.
Make sure you have a piss first.
Have a glass of water in the interview so you don't dry up - but don't choke!
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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:57,
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Take a
coffee percolator with you, the smell will clinch the deal...oh no that's seling a house.
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Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece,
Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:02,
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Hah
Cheeky repost time!
It's the frondz
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Baz Fuck off,
Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:03,
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