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[challenge entry] Eartha Kitt?


Still a noob at this, hence the shit post, literally.

From the You're Having a Giraffe challenge. See all 206 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:57, archived)
# ignores
ewww its supper time you fucktard!
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:57, archived)
# I hope you're having
Sausages.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Mississippi mud pie.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Supper at
Dr Gillian Mckeith's house
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:06, archived)
# I'm telling your mum!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:58, archived)
# :(
(Northern Lovely, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:58, archived)
# THAT
is sheer doody BRILLIANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:58, archived)
# and a nice 'shop
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Really? Thank you.
It looked iffy until it reduced it. there are definate seams, blurry ones, but there nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:43, archived)
# I was just putting a malteser into my mouth when this appeared
Good one but yeeeeeeeuk.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:58, archived)
# I was eating a poo when I saw this
and that pic of Eartha Kitt has put me right off it.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:59, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:00, archived)
# Not really.
I just can't stand Eartha Kitt.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Imagine it's
Shirley Bassey.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:01, archived)
# She's even worse.
A few years ago I read that she was horrible to her sister who was living in poverty in Cardiff.

I thought "Right! That's it!". And it was.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:02, archived)
#
Right That's it! I am burning all my Shirley Bassey records and from now on will only listen to Barbra Streisand and Bette Midler.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:04, archived)
# That's disgusting
But also very well done
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:08, archived)
# That's what my
Girlfriend says. Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Wooo!
excellent post sir!

Although that Toffee icecream I was looking forward to doesn't have any appeal anymore
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 2 May 2007, 20:16, archived)
# 'Ning! Sir.
You'd have only regretted your indulgence in the morning..
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:19, archived)
# 'ning
I was having a look at doing a b3ta stroke club badge

first attempt was a bit poor though!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 2 May 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Same here!
Though I've got a new idea.

Just looking for a decent avi of a cat being stroked and not looking happy....

Saw my consultant today, went Wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:27, archived)
# lol good idea
my image involved MS Paint and MS Word Art - it didn't look very good, more the "B3ta blocky text club"

Glad your consultant appointment went well, what did they say?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 2 May 2007, 20:31, archived)
# I don't have to go back for 6 months
But I'm volunteering soon so I'll be back anyway, just not as a patient :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:34, archived)
# fantastic mate!
what will you be doing?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 2 May 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Bit of anything, really.
Nurses, Physios, and Docs think it would be good to have some young who had a (severe) stroke around to talk too peeps and make them realise it's not the end of the world.

I'm really looking forward too it.

Toady?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:50, archived)
# that sounds ace
Toadie?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 2 May 2007, 20:57, archived)
# You were the one I saw with a pic in your
Profile of you with Toadie? Or I'm just getting mixed up and sounding odd?!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# aaaah
Yes it was me, I met Toadie in Australia, along with Dee and Tad, have also been on "Ramsey Street" which was mega surreal!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 2 May 2007, 21:03, archived)
# *Jealous*
*Strops*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:05, archived)
# I shall email pics soon ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 2 May 2007, 21:11, archived)
# The porny ones too?!
Result!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
# where did you find such an erect turd?
...for research purposes only of course
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:18, archived)
# 3 bowls of bran flakes
1 pint of prune juice.
A dead thing I found in the garden.
17 Poops. 17 Photos.

Priceless.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:21, archived)
# hello you
Horrible memories of festival toilets.....but with more eartha
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Hello, Chuck
please don't elaborate...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:24, archived)