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# Mmmmm......Bikini Joos.

(Drawn yesterday. Didn't have time to post)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Braw!
I love bikini season!
and she seems to love her joos.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Sluuuurrp!
Saw this one on your site - is lubly!

See you at bristol then :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# do you mind if i ask what you do with all these wonderful sketches?
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Some I sell.
Some I keep.
Some I feed to the poor.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:23, archived)
# please sir
can i 'ave some more?

*holds out bowl*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# *hits with ladle*
*breaks out into song*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:25, archived)
# *pinches watch*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:27, archived)
# *pinches ear*
♫ put that back ♪
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:33, archived)
#
♫laaaaaaaaaaaaaa!?ô
cool
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:36, archived)
# ô?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:37, archived)
# the other note didn't work!
hang on
?ô
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:38, archived)
# ♫ and ♪
= ♫ and ♪
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:41, archived)
# lets see...
♪
♫
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:43, archived)
# thanks
the poor like cat food
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# woo!
Joos is niyes.


(minor TJ: Can someone suggest a font that looks good as the text in a "tesco value" image? I can't seem to find one that fits. I promise it's not in order to make loads of un-funny board posts. It's for a t-shirt.)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Comic Sans!
er, I donno, Arial?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:22, archived)
# if I ever use comic sans
in a non-ironic way
it will be a dark day.

I hate that font and all its weasely kin. (no offense to weasels)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Well obviously
Tescos Value Font!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:23, archived)
# ouch
/walked into that one blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Arial Black with a bit of tweaking
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:50, archived)
# didn't have time to post.
i likely story!
you've only just done it! admit it!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:20, archived)
# I finished it at 4:59pm yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# well..........
lies!!
*beats with 2 feet of hose*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:25, archived)
# *feels mildly aroused*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:26, archived)
# mildly?!
=(
you are my wife.
aicmfp
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:28, archived)
# your wife gets aroused when you beat her with hose?

mine would call the police and have me sectioned.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:34, archived)
# thats why you remove their tounges and lock them under the stairs!
sheesh!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Doh!
i am a fail!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:40, archived)
# it's ok its not too late!
here, take my tounge-b-gone tongs....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:41, archived)
# she'll get bugs up her bumbum
Grasegrape! I'm having to reinstall my PC! Oh, sorry, how rude, woo and 'ningles everybody.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:21, archived)
# 'ningles ghosty!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:22, archived)
# Just backing up my My Documents
The sods taking 27 minutes and that's without the audio files!


Gah! I just knocked the enter key when I was checking how long I had left. Have to start again now!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# we have no access to our main work drive!!!
Wh00p!

and all the managers are away on a 2 day course!
Wh00p! Wh00p!

I've got tomorrow off work to celebrate the lovely Queen of Hat's Birthday!!
Wh00p! Wh00p! Wh00p!

*relaxes*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:31, archived)
# hooray!
and happy b3tairthday to mrs hats!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Do you really need to back up all the pr0n too?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Don't be silly!
That's on a separate drive:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:36, archived)
# 9.2 GB if chickboy pron doesn't back itself up you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:42, archived)
# where's the foot and finger gone?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:45, archived)
# nowhere
They're just not participating due to injury
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:48, archived)
# ouch!
how did that happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Lacrosse one way or another.
Hurt my foot off a jump shot and cut my finger while trying to repair my stick.
Thus I'm limping and typing is awkward.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:52, archived)
# lacross is dangerous

you should take up martial arts, it's far safer.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:13, archived)
# 'ning spectre!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# nice
wide child bearing hips.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# erm
kitten bearing hips.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:49, archived)
# well
bearing hips.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:55, archived)
# what do you do when you wana have a poo
in an English country gAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAr~den?

pull down your pants and smothercate the ants
in an English country GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!den
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:25, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Remember to do the pause before 'garden'
Or you will be under bad luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Oooh lovely
Now draw a curvy milkmaid!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:58, archived)