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# A friend of mine got a 'Damien' (Hirst)
and apart from the amazing job with the huge pay packet & he drives a BMW Z4 and married the girl of his dreams (then divorced the girl of his dreams)...apart from that his degree has not helped him at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Good,,,
it brings joy to a drop out like me that that is the case...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Yes, but...
...with all the money, flash cars, hot women, is he happy?

or just bloody ecstatic?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
# i'll ask him if he is happy tonight when I visit him
he is buying the house next door to his own house to run his company from.

Did Morrisey have a song called "I hate it when my friends succeed"?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:16, archived)
# If he is really happy,
kick him in the shins for me, will you?

/jealous, bitter uni drop out blog
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Whats that?
kick him in the shins burn his fucking house(s) down and steal his car you say?

Done (and DONE)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Sounds reasonable to me!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:30, archived)
# He should also buy the house on the other side,
knock it down, then build a helicopter pad.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:22, archived)
# You jest, but he tried last year (got gazumped)
though it wasnt for a heli-pad, probably to store his wealth (Like McDuck in Duck Tales).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Bastard
(Him, not you. Well you might be, but I don't know you well enough to comment)

I guess mine would be 'I didn't Tinky Winky' (Dipsy, Laa-laa & Po - go)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
# pfft
tenuous!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:15, archived)
# I do my best :-)
Did you still want stalking by the way? I've let it lapse for the last couple of weeks.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:18, archived)
# I thought you were stalking me now . . . ?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Apologies, can do
Where in sunny n'pton are you exactly?

*pretends not to know*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:22, archived)
# I'm not in Northampton* . . .
*LIES!!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:24, archived)
# I am
i've just got really sneaky about it for the last year
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:23, archived)
# *spots hairy northern arse poking out of bushes*

*pretends not to notice*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:23, archived)
# oh yes
I left my neither eye to spy while I was away
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:25, archived)
# I didn't tinky-winky beaver
beaver = eever C];0p


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:17, archived)
# ha sucker
he should have done a BTEC like me, i've got a shed compared to that the man has nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Wowee, a shed!
I've just got a compost heap and a few stepping stones
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:15, archived)
# I compost heap is a thing of joy
in times of sorrow do not belitle it but also do not let it get too wet try adding shredded news paper, ** three hours latter ** these worms can be obtained in fishing shops and really do speed up the process
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Sheds are
where it's at.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Would like a shed
But don't have room in my garden unfortunately
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Why not have a roundabout instead?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Or a cross-roads?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# my first got me a phd/tutor placement in a german university
where I get paid to sit on b3ta until people answer my emails.

Edit: *swings willy around with an air of self-importance*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Where abouts are you?
I'm off to Munich & that on Sunday.


*not a stalker*
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Jena
it's southish eastish
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:40, archived)