jack your fred
I thought that robort girl was a bit dim until I asked this incisive question..
Human: do you like curry?
G. Bot: What is not to like about it?
She is obviously a being of superior intelligence :)
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:36,
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Human: do you like curry?
G. Bot: What is not to like about it?
She is obviously a being of superior intelligence :)
Jack your jack
we've been sold - for £1.
clicky
Come on redundancy....
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:39,
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clicky
Come on redundancy....
crikey
do you all get to share the pound out as a windfall, or does the boss trouser the lot?
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:41,
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this price is well
below the quoted £50m....
no shit sherlock :)
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:41,
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no shit sherlock :)
i was
just about to post the very same comment :)
talk about understating the facts ...
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:47,
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talk about understating the facts ...
Not too worried yet
I'm on 3 months notice & my agency reckons theres quite a few CRM jobs out there - including one for L'Oreal...
the new boss has all the girls drooling as well
quote from when he walked into the meeting:
Me - "First impressions?"
Gina - "I'd shag him."
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:05,
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the new boss has all the girls drooling as well
quote from when he walked into the meeting:
Me - "First impressions?"
Gina - "I'd shag him."
Hmmm.
Human: Do you come here often?
G. Bot: Yes I am always online. What's your sign?
Human: Golf Sale.
G. Bot: Is that a sign?
Human: ... of boredom, yes.
G. Bot: That is something I haven't heard of.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:46,
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G. Bot: Yes I am always online. What's your sign?
Human: Golf Sale.
G. Bot: Is that a sign?
Human: ... of boredom, yes.
G. Bot: That is something I haven't heard of.
Human: should the US go to war with Iraq?
G. Bot: Maybe you should ask someone older.
Human: No, you decide
G. Bot: Are you serious? I would just make a random choice.
Human: So would George Bush
G. Bot: Yikes! Yes.
Human: OK then, Its war
G. Bot: Fascinating. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is? Give me a break.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:54,
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G. Bot: Maybe you should ask someone older.
Human: No, you decide
G. Bot: Are you serious? I would just make a random choice.
Human: So would George Bush
G. Bot: Yikes! Yes.
Human: OK then, Its war
G. Bot: Fascinating. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is? Give me a break.