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# Sorry for wastage...
saw this and thought of you all (especially after the Hats Of The Future challenge. You lots are truly inspiring!

www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_742991.html
(surfergirl is riding the wave of luurvveee, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:35, archived)
# jack your fred
I thought that robort girl was a bit dim until I asked this incisive question..

Human: do you like curry?
G. Bot: What is not to like about it?

She is obviously a being of superior intelligence :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:36, archived)
# nice
one :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:38, archived)
# Jack your jack
we've been sold - for £1.

clicky

Come on redundancy....
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)
# crikey
do you all get to share the pound out as a windfall, or does the boss trouser the lot?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:41, archived)
# this price is well
below the quoted £50m....
no shit sherlock :)
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:41, archived)
# i was
just about to post the very same comment :)

talk about understating the facts ...

(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:47, archived)
# oh no!
Poor Mr Thirdman!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:52, archived)
# Not too worried yet
I'm on 3 months notice & my agency reckons theres quite a few CRM jobs out there - including one for L'Oreal...

the new boss has all the girls drooling as well

quote from when he walked into the meeting:

Me - "First impressions?"
Gina - "I'd shag him."
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:05, archived)
# Hmmm.
Human: Do you come here often?
G. Bot: Yes I am always online. What's your sign?
Human: Golf Sale.
G. Bot: Is that a sign?
Human: ... of boredom, yes.
G. Bot: That is something I haven't heard of.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:46, archived)
# very
good
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:49, archived)
#
Human: should the US go to war with Iraq?
G. Bot: Maybe you should ask someone older.

Human: No, you decide
G. Bot: Are you serious? I would just make a random choice.

Human: So would George Bush
G. Bot: Yikes! Yes.

Human: OK then, Its war
G. Bot: Fascinating. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is? Give me a break.





(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:54, archived)
# hehe that was mentioned
earlier today :)
rubbish potatochopping tho
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:36, archived)
# he he!
Human: why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
G. Bot: To communicate with each other.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:40, archived)
# Crystaline
avian
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:41, archived)