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# Question for everyone:
Would you kill Bob Dylan to resurrect Bob Marley?

I for one would and i've found some ancient Rastafarian Sacrificial Resurrection rites that may well work.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# fuck yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 3 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# HEAVENS NO!!!!
but I'd kill you all to resurrect John Lennon
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Can you get him to bring George Harrison back too?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# That would entail killing half of China too.... so yes, I'm on it!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# ..and paul mccartney
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# John Lennon was a twat
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# so was Bob Marley


/starting an internet argument
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# *refrains from internet argument*
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 3 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# you fucking fuck
i saw him live three times in that rastafarian church or whatever, yeh.
fucking tossbag. your mum.

/improv
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:12, archived)
# 13 children, eight from different women
toe injury got infected and he refused treatment. Injury became cancerous, died.

he was a nonce

/elevating internet argument
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:17, archived)
# im actually finding it very hard to argue with that :)
/gives up
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Ono
he wasn't!
(I helped save b3ta! Frizbeast Flipper Baby, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# I'd kill John Lennon
to get Zappa back
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:38, archived)
# aye
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:27, archived)
# haha! YES!
would you eat jobby to save your cats life?
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# i haven't got a cat or a jobby
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# then you have nothing to worry about
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# what's jobby? man meat?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# poop
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 3 May 2007, 22:13, archived)
# nope

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jobby
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:14, archived)
# nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Yep. No question about it.
I'd chuck Bob Geldof into the bargain aswell.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 3 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# He lives up the road from me
just say the word

*makes gansta slitty throat motion*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:14, archived)
# the word! the word!
make poverty history? who does he think he is.. some kind of international charity fundraising superstar?!

ah..
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 3 May 2007, 22:15, archived)
# consider it done
you know nothin'. capisce?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:21, archived)