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# I need a job.
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(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# what can you do, skill set.
also, location. age and salary requirements.

I have people working for me all over the globe, you could be next.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:33, archived)
# My CV goes like this...
Hobbies: Snoozing, sarcasm, sex.
Skills: Sarcasm, biting wit, snoozing.
Transferable skills: None.
Work experience: None.

Location: in front of a computer.
Age: legal.
Salary: yes please.

What qualifications does one need to be a minion, anyway?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# webcam?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# I have one
or at least, my wee siblingy does, but I don't like the way it looks at me.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:39, archived)
# HIRED!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:43, archived)
# you are tyler durden AICMFP
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# fuck me!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:41, archived)
# You can be my greasemonkey if you like?
Assuming no-one makes a handy plugin to do the job of course, hahah...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:33, archived)
# word up mam!
i scored a bottle of lambrusco!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# I saw!
drink it quick son, else the 'alcohol' will evaporate and the missus will confiscate the remainder ;)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:42, archived)
# she'll have to prise it out of my cold dead lips!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:43, archived)