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# It's
a bizarre kitten/bong thingy.


What it really is, of course, is my brain giving up and retiring to a nice little villa in the Algarve.
(Shinigami, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# I blame Bob Marley
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# I need a job.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(Shinigami, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# what can you do, skill set.
also, location. age and salary requirements.

I have people working for me all over the globe, you could be next.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:33, archived)
# My CV goes like this...
Hobbies: Snoozing, sarcasm, sex.
Skills: Sarcasm, biting wit, snoozing.
Transferable skills: None.
Work experience: None.

Location: in front of a computer.
Age: legal.
Salary: yes please.

What qualifications does one need to be a minion, anyway?
(Shinigami, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# webcam?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# I have one
or at least, my wee siblingy does, but I don't like the way it looks at me.
(Shinigami, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:39, archived)
# HIRED!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:43, archived)
# you are tyler durden AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# fuck me!
www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=2224&photo_key=2731
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:41, archived)
# You can be my greasemonkey if you like?
Assuming no-one makes a handy plugin to do the job of course, hahah...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:33, archived)
# word up mam!
i scored a bottle of lambrusco!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# I saw!
drink it quick son, else the 'alcohol' will evaporate and the missus will confiscate the remainder ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:42, archived)
# she'll have to prise it out of my cold dead lips!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:43, archived)
# like
kittens need drugs to be spazzy!
(lichnis chalcedonica, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# hahahaha
that's fucking shite!
but its got a bong in it so i like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# sorry for the TJ
but can "deleting threads makes people hate you even more" be added to the new message/reply page
foof did some bloody good work and now it's gone missing
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# so, basically you're trying to get in her knickers and you think this will help?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Makes you jealous, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Insanely
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:43, archived)
# *Stalks*
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:50, archived)
# well i wouldn't say no
but flame threads can be amusing to read,
especially when there's new hamtouch (or similar) giffery
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:12, archived)
# this! this to the bitter end!
IMO it is a very rare occasion where deleting a new thread is justified. edit may be but delete, I can't think of one situation where it has a genuine use. obviously leave it so mods can delete new threads if there is a major amount of spamming.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# haha, very ronseal
and just to get it out of my system...

THREAD DELETING CUUUUUUUNT!

you know who you are...
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# grrrrrr
I 'ates them I does
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 3 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# ^
but CS192 is on the case, so rest easy
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# dave!
no late night confessions about wanting my hot body when you think i'm not on tonight?
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:37, archived)