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# It's Korma
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 May 2007, 0:41, archived)
# I wish I had curry eyes
everyone would be so envious they wouldn't look at my tits or think about my ego
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 0:42, archived)
# but your eyes would smell
and give people the runs
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 4 May 2007, 0:42, archived)
# good
that'll show those bastards!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 0:44, archived)
# JML are currently doing a deal, 2 months worth of Curry Eyes and a free subscription to 'That's definitely a Tumble Drier' magazine.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 May 2007, 0:44, archived)
# but wait!
there's more

if I order now I get a free throbbing plastic bucket
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 0:45, archived)
# throbbing you say
hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 4 May 2007, 0:46, archived)
# yes
throbbing sensitively

all night long
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 0:47, archived)
# All night.
All night lo-ong.
All night.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 4 May 2007, 0:51, archived)
# "da da daaa da"
:D

I knew someone would do that :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 0:52, archived)
# available at your local woolworths, Robert Dyas
and focus
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 4 May 2007, 0:46, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qquBBT7kuBc
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 May 2007, 0:48, archived)
# i heard he got a fucking fortune for that advert
and he makes a bit of dosh as a wayne rooneylike
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 4 May 2007, 0:49, archived)
# I fucking love that ad.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 May 2007, 0:50, archived)
# probably also makes a bit of money
from the people he beats the shit out of.
ok, that's just slander, but they're hardly the nicest bunch, although i'm sure the boxer's friendly
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 4 May 2007, 0:53, archived)
# Not only curry eyes
but chip eyebrows too.
Yum
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 4 May 2007, 0:47, archived)
# Well I suppose we CAN enjoy Johnathan after all.
I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 May 2007, 0:49, archived)
# We could take turns licking him
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 4 May 2007, 0:49, archived)
# you ARE saucy.
and so is Ross.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 May 2007, 0:50, archived)
# Red or brown?
It's important
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 4 May 2007, 0:53, archived)
# I LOVE IT BOTH FUCKING WAYS!
NO wait, RED! no BROWN, SHIT! ARRRR RED! FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 May 2007, 0:55, archived)
# both at once
go on, try it, oh yeah, dirty, but so nice!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 0:55, archived)