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# first 2 are happy popcorn munching films, third is just really has really bad timng in it.
half the film is a snooze fest of peter parker being a wet fart, the other half has brief moments of enjoyment, but it's too little, too late.

i'd be a great critic :)
(, Mon 7 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
# yes indeed.
would read again.
(, Mon 7 May 2007, 12:04, archived)
# 300.
utterly bonkers, unintentionally funny, but hugely enjoyable. should have been filmed in 3D to ramp the battle-kitsch up to 11.

without all the slo motion, this film would last 30mins.
(, Mon 7 May 2007, 12:10, archived)
# you are good!
no, rily, tell us more! Have you seen "The Host" yet? Or maybe you don't do films with subtitles?
(, Mon 7 May 2007, 12:19, archived)
# the host is very good in parts
but has some incredibly dull (if, thankfully, short) parts.

the creature itself is great. and one of the characters has a bow and arrow, for fucks sake! (the only thing that made blade trinity bearable).
(, Mon 7 May 2007, 12:25, archived)
# i do like foreign films
but i haven't seeen this one. mainly because the monster looked like the one from Tremours.

if it's subtitles you like. see pan's labyrinth. my new favourite film of all time.
(, Mon 7 May 2007, 12:26, archived)
# yes yes
with just a little bit more gore than you would like in what would otherwise be a kiddie-film fairy-tale wrapper. Gotta be subtitles for something like that because dubbing destroys the poetry of the script.
(, Mon 7 May 2007, 12:30, archived)
# :)
Top review.
That's saved me the bother of watching it.
(, Mon 7 May 2007, 12:04, archived)