[ ] there is outstanding postage on sent item
[ ] we called while you were out
[x] we called while you were pulling your pants on and falling down the stairs in a rush to make it to the front door
([ ] we called while you were out
[x] we called while you were pulling your pants on and falling down the stairs in a rush to make it to the front door
The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Wed 9 May 2007, 14:09,
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*wishes milkman dan was here to repost his excellent picture*
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Wed 9 May 2007, 14:12,
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[ ] we called while you were in the bath, but you slipped trying to get out in a rush, banged your head on the tub, and drowned in your own murky bathwater. Luckily, we had a film crew peering through your window and your last humiliating moments will be spread for all to see across the internets.
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cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on,
Wed 9 May 2007, 14:13,
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