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# is this a cthulu reference?
edit: google say :

www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Y_helo_thar

buttsex?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:26, archived)
# erm...
but im a pirate, this is discrimination of the highest form! *sues*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:34, archived)
# hahaah. good old toasty
"...it was then that they spied me, peering through the begrimed pane, as they cavorted and gibbered before that degenerate idol. I had been unable to properly view the creature, crudely constructed from filth and mud. Its form had seemed to swim across my vision, mere glimpses of a tentacled head, a mad staring chaos of eyes. I had momentarily swooned, and brushed the pane with my hand, alerting the base revellers within. They took me before the idol, and savagely rent the clothes from my person. Naked but for my protective belly sigils, I quivered upon the dank, slick floor. In moments they were upon me, probing, tweaking, licking, spanking. A profusion of gills, bewebbed fingers, degenerate scaled limbs and wet tongues. Luckily, I was powerless to stop them."
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:38, archived)
# where did i just read that?
my brain hurts now
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:39, archived)
# everything2?
ask mofaha.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:41, archived)
# I read the bottom line first...
I'm afraid to read the rest now.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:41, archived)
# I hasten to add
that it is not mine.

It is toasterleavings.

everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1223826&orderby=createtime%20DESC&usersearch=ToasterLeavings
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:54, archived)
# Slight change for rebranding to Lovecraft universe.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:38, archived)