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(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:24, archived)
# 6/10
Needs more chthulu.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:24, archived)
# Tonay?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:25, archived)
#
/shudders
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:27, archived)
# 0/10
I SAID MORE CHTHULU DAMN IT!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:27, archived)
# Tonay?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:41, archived)
# This is better.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 10 May 2007, 1:37, archived)
# Fhtagn!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:26, archived)
# Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wagh'nagl fhtagn?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:33, archived)
# ha found it
"...even now I can hear the foosteps of that shambling monstrosity, and hear its eerie piping upon the wind. Poor Blakely, he never dreamed - but now the door is being smashed to flinders, and at last I behold what my meddling has awakened! And now it is dragging me across the floor toward its hideous suckered mouths! Ia! Ia! The Goat With a Thousand Young! No!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:35, archived)
# I thought the Icon would be enough. [/;-)
I'll gaz you re:bastwank later. Mostly spec'ed out.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:37, archived)
# Righty-oh mate.
Im off to sleeps now.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:38, archived)
# Y-eloh-thar
makes it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:25, archived)
# 6/10
Needs more Japanese school girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:25, archived)
#
is ~1.5million schoolgirls not enough for you?
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:29, archived)
# Nope.
You can never have enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:33, archived)
# hmmm...
you're right, we need more for a bukake party
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:38, archived)
# is this a cthulu reference?
edit: google say :

www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Y_helo_thar

buttsex?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:26, archived)
# erm...
but im a pirate, this is discrimination of the highest form! *sues*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:34, archived)
# hahaah. good old toasty
"...it was then that they spied me, peering through the begrimed pane, as they cavorted and gibbered before that degenerate idol. I had been unable to properly view the creature, crudely constructed from filth and mud. Its form had seemed to swim across my vision, mere glimpses of a tentacled head, a mad staring chaos of eyes. I had momentarily swooned, and brushed the pane with my hand, alerting the base revellers within. They took me before the idol, and savagely rent the clothes from my person. Naked but for my protective belly sigils, I quivered upon the dank, slick floor. In moments they were upon me, probing, tweaking, licking, spanking. A profusion of gills, bewebbed fingers, degenerate scaled limbs and wet tongues. Luckily, I was powerless to stop them."
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:38, archived)
# where did i just read that?
my brain hurts now
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:39, archived)
# everything2?
ask mofaha.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:41, archived)
# I read the bottom line first...
I'm afraid to read the rest now.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:41, archived)
# I hasten to add
that it is not mine.

It is toasterleavings.

everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1223826&orderby=createtime%20DESC&usersearch=ToasterLeavings
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:54, archived)
# Slight change for rebranding to Lovecraft universe.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:38, archived)
# hahaha
but he looks so happy
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:32, archived)