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# Started well,
fell away towards the end; 4.5/10
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# THIS!
Needs more 'so I jumped through the window and drove it over the wall' ending . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# *tries to save it*
And there was also the Batmobile from the Michael Keaton films, and Mr Bean's mini and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang! ninja edit And I bound and gagged the owner, stole the keys and drove it through the wall all the way to John O'Groats
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Excellent!
*buys rights*

*makes Channel 5 documentary*
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# FUCKING HELL
hello stranger!
how's life?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# 'ello mate!
Life isn't half bad thanks. Up in Edinburgh these days, plying my wares and trying to kep out of trouble. Family all well and enjoying life. How goes things with you and yours?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# glad to hear it
we're all fine, icklemicto mkII is on her way soon
and we're going to be moving roughly half as north as you at the end of the summer
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# bwahahah
we'll eat you alive!

/savage northerner blog
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# i went to school in the north
i had to tell the physics teacher all about how electricity wasn't demons.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# It isn't?
*wonders if slaughtering chickens in meter cupboard is actually necessary afterall*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Fantastic, congratulations!
Hope it all goes very well for you. Having two isn't twice as hard as having one....more like four times but you'll cope just fine. Where you heading to oop North?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# lincolnshire
for the grandparental childcare discount and the cheap houses

fuck knows what i'll do for a job though
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Rent boy?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# i'd make a killing
i'm so SEXY
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# i hope you like your food fried in batter
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# mmmmmmm
batter!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:50, archived)