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# Yeeee-haaaaa!
Just them good ol' kittins.


Luke & Bo biggar!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# DRIVE LIKE THE WIND !!
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# I shall woo your spendid woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# hi cockalorum
ive seen it before, but i still like it
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# ^This
hooray for Mary Whitehouse Experience.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# dudley!
Edit: Actually nothing like him:
www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=53636
I'm always doing this. Although I still say it was Cerys Matthews I saw in Wetherspoons.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# :)
still fresh:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# hahahahha, he was awesome :D
PS just found this;

www.ipetitions.com/petition/jailparishilton/signatures.html

they're almost on 50k lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
i'd love a photo of her face when someone shows her just how much she's despised....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Ha
I am going to see Punt and Dennis at the Colchester mercury theatre tonight.
(Tivert, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Hahahaha !
how wonderful !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# hi cock
and as a reward - laugh at the silliness of this comany name

www.faucetinn.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# force it in
or face-sitting....
oh the choices
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# pfffft
that's not real
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!!!
hahaha
*books room*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
And why am I a cock, willy features?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# -alorum
you helmet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# there was one of those in Portsmouth
they made their own cider which also gave rise to a merry tittering.
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# HAHAHAH
I remember that at school, it went on and on and on.........
Whole lessons spent saying "that's you that is"
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# that's your mum that is
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# You see that post that no one liked
... that's you that is
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# that's you posting the bestest post you've
ever posted
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# you see that rabbit icon
that's your girlfriend that is
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# ewwww !
lezzie incest ?


(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# see that old man way way way off in the distance, just over the hill far far away
that's the closest you've ever got to having sex that is
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# ;)
thats ewwww that is
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# nooooooo!!!!!!
YOU CAN'T WOO WOOS!, IT COULD BRING ABOUT THE APOCALYPSE!

you say 'hi cockalorum'!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# don't pooh pooh
the woo woo !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# but we cocked his woo of a woo
does that even it out?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# can we
woo a yay?

I fear we are entering the realms of B3ta quantum physics ... unknown territory...

I my most recent article I discuss the 4th dimension - "Wooing the Woo (the effect of negative yays)" Compelling reading for all
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# the b3ta woo exclusion principle?
condensed threads etc
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# more importantly.....
can one "panowie"

a "houpla"

?
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# it's all changed since the magic donkey
packed in working
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# fucking lazy pachyderm!*





*yes, i KNOW
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# ha ha
'b3tan accuses something of being work shy!'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# *looks busy for the 10 minutes before lunch*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Whoah Nelly
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# you and your pussy fetish
brawsome!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 11 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Hahaha... ace!
woo's and clicks ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*saves and clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# WooYayDukesHoopla!
Saw one of the General Lees at the cars museum in Keswick.
Er.... end of anecdote really
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Started well,
fell away towards the end; 4.5/10
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# THIS!
Needs more 'so I jumped through the window and drove it over the wall' ending . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# *tries to save it*
And there was also the Batmobile from the Michael Keaton films, and Mr Bean's mini and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang! ninja edit And I bound and gagged the owner, stole the keys and drove it through the wall all the way to John O'Groats
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Excellent!
*buys rights*

*makes Channel 5 documentary*
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# FUCKING HELL
hello stranger!
how's life?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# 'ello mate!
Life isn't half bad thanks. Up in Edinburgh these days, plying my wares and trying to kep out of trouble. Family all well and enjoying life. How goes things with you and yours?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# glad to hear it
we're all fine, icklemicto mkII is on her way soon
and we're going to be moving roughly half as north as you at the end of the summer
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# bwahahah
we'll eat you alive!

/savage northerner blog
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# i went to school in the north
i had to tell the physics teacher all about how electricity wasn't demons.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# It isn't?
*wonders if slaughtering chickens in meter cupboard is actually necessary afterall*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Fantastic, congratulations!
Hope it all goes very well for you. Having two isn't twice as hard as having one....more like four times but you'll cope just fine. Where you heading to oop North?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# lincolnshire
for the grandparental childcare discount and the cheap houses

fuck knows what i'll do for a job though
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Rent boy?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# i'd make a killing
i'm so SEXY
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# i hope you like your food fried in batter
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# mmmmmmm
batter!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Yeeeeeeeeeeeee-haaaaw!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# random animal + random transport device +animated gif = winner
everytime in my view
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Oh yeah !
woo !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Ace Doctor!

They'll get in trouble from Boss Dog! Draw him next!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Yes, miss.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Dem DOOKS! Dem DOOKS!
Brilliant! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# This!
is what b3ta was made for!

*clicks* :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# I thought b3ta was made
for badly drawn cocks and strays from popbitch?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# you thought wrong
b3ta was made for kittens

or was that of?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# animated kittens, in-jokes, take your pick...


(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# pffft
hadn't seen that one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# it's only seen the light of day once before
many moons ago - I was just perusing the ol' Photobucket looking for an appropriate response to the Kate/Madeleine McCann compo entry; I declined to post what I rediscovered in the end...

*remothballs*
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# arf
I've been rummaging through my old stuff too. Found lots of pics which I forgot about
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# nothing like a good rummage to blow away the cobwebs
*rummages*

*breaks bail conditions*
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# nothing like a good rummage to blow away the cobwebs
*rummages*

*breaks bail conditions*
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Them Boys...
always up to mischief!

Woo To You!
(I helped save b3ta! 42 Loves Teh Funphenschnaffles, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# top work
smooth
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:45, archived)