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[challenge entry] The Nutbadger
Nutbadgers!
Easily identifiable by it's nutty appearance and (equally nutty) mating call of 'Nutbadgers!' Sadly now extinct, it was Terry Nutkins on a drunken bender, who devoured this gentle, lightly salted, foil sealed for freshness, Swindon dwelling omnivore.

P.S. I am very very stoned. Denots yrev yrev ma I.

From the Extinct! challenge. See all 400 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:14, archived)
# No Shit.
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Stoned is fine
You made I laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Bastard
Terry Nutkins!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:17, archived)
# with his incomplete hand

beadleism
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:25, archived)
# handS, isn't it?
he had both his thumbs bitten off by otters - FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:29, archived)
# But otters are so cute!
I wanted to adopt one!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:32, archived)
# Oh, you can if you like
just make sure you don't let them bite ya...

And keep them away from the kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:36, archived)
# The local wildlife park
tries to encourage people to 'adopt' the animals, though 'sponsor' would be a better word. We got good pics of the otters, they had ickle babies and were soooooo cute! The meerkats were sweet too.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:40, archived)
# That is all well and good but
If it wasn't for otters, the world would descend into anarchy, caused by Beadle thumb militia. Since 2000000000 BC, otters responsible for Beadle Thumb Consumption(C) help keep the world a safer place - FACT!

This took me ages to type...
(I helped save b3ta! MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:40, archived)
# nutbadgers
i love it!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:31, archived)