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# how does superman fly?
why doesn't the hulk have stretch marks?
what are a man made of bricks lung's made of?
how does the silver surfer maintain his body temperature in space?
how do transformers reproduce?

(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# why do my mates drink my beer
and when I go to their places there is fuck all in the cooler? *ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# if winnie the pooh was civilised enough to keep his honey in jars...
why did he eat it off his hands, did he not have spoons?
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:12, archived)
# keeping honey in jars
is agueably just a useful thing to do to keep it, rather than keeping the whole hive, rather than a civilised action, eating with spoons is a matter of being 'civilised' however, so we could say he is smart, but very uncivilised
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:41, archived)
# transformers one is easy
they dont
as robots they just build new ones, rather than kinky robot sex
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# aww, I was looking forward to the kinky robot sex...
:(
(Mr._Pickles, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:06, archived)
# magic.

bio-oil.
bricks.
more magic.
watch short circuit.
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Because it was easier to animate, originally he could only jump.
His skin doesn't stretch, he makes more of it.
Bricks.
Because Galactus gave him the power cosmic.
They just build more.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 11 May 2007, 22:18, archived)
# you just made me smile
a big smile
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# I have the animated series from the forties,
and between me and my friends we have enough comics to make a small fort.

I also paint figurines.

Nerd-man, AWAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 11 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Ah, but origionally
Transformers reproduced like amoeba, according to some of the later comics.



Shit. I think my virginity just grew back.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# haha! to all of the above


(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:29, archived)