Yeah but
What's the resale value of Ginger Emo Tears? Bet someone's making a tidy profit on the markup.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 12 May 2007, 3:09,
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If you add bicarbonate of soda and dry them out
they turn into purest ivory
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go.,
Sat 12 May 2007, 3:12,
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I look forward to the headline
Tooth Fairy arrested in ivory smuggling operation, pleads emo-tear-alchemy defence.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 12 May 2007, 3:15,
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