Yeah but
What's the resale value of Ginger Emo Tears? Bet someone's making a tidy profit on the markup.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 12 May 2007, 3:09,
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If you add bicarbonate of soda and dry them out
they turn into purest ivory
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go.,
Sat 12 May 2007, 3:12,
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I look forward to the headline
Tooth Fairy arrested in ivory smuggling operation, pleads emo-tear-alchemy defence.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 12 May 2007, 3:15,
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Amusingly,
I ripped a tooth out of my eldest's face on Thursday night.
The 'tooth fairy' brought a £1 coin, although I personally feel that, availability being there, 50p is better.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sat 12 May 2007, 10:02,
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