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# kids eh


edit: done, thanks!
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:31, archived)
# *clicks*
I always wonder with ladies wot have their waists pulled right in like that - what state are their stools in on the way out?

I'm guessing like a weak gruel. Would like to think they come out like thin slices of beefburger though.
(songsforeveryone, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:35, archived)
# why the fuck would you wonder that??
(qdamik, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:39, archived)
# clearly the waiste squish
has caused internal girl guts to rise up and distribute evenly between her two breasticles

I think that is 100% scientific fact
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:10, archived)
# why does he have two cocks?

(horrid, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# alaska
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Yes I was contemplating the second
'rear' willy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# the rear willy
is actually a 50s dildo toy for boys
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# I thought it was just a well aimed bomerang.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Me too
I thought" that fucker is never coming back!"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Well he seems happy about it though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Ah, is it comics time then?
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Science?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:38, archived)
# its a pink sock that has got stuck to his trousers
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:40, archived)
# through the scientific power
of static electrickery?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:42, archived)
# god arrr
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:42, archived)
#
Why is he pulling his nads?
(Northern Lovely, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:38, archived)
# wouldn't you
if you saw that lady walk by?
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# probably throw up myself
that aint right chief.
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# you're entitled to your opinion champ
personally i don't like wide-waisted, small-chested women though.
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:55, archived)
# nor me old boy
but i do like women that look human
(horrid, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# fair enough fella
but you're missing out on some spectacular physically distorted alien fun...
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Not without a huge change in my lifestyle
(Northern Lovely, Sat 12 May 2007, 13:55, archived)
# But she'd fall over!
Spesh with those heels on!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 12 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# I think mathmatically we're talknig
A top heavy fraction.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# always wondered how those fractions stayed standing actually
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 14:03, archived)