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# This maths kinda works
(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# not any more
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:02, archived)
# No.
When the missus put Labyrinthe on a while back, she was clearly far too young.




/you can never go back blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Just IMDB'd it
Born 1970, Labyrinth 1986

So she was 16. Legally, if not morally ok to get warm funny feelings over her.

uk.imdb.com/name/nm0000124/
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Hurrah!
*puts on Labyrinth dvd*

*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# You just had to lower the tone didn't you?
and I for one salute you for it!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:09, archived)
# *bows*
i thank yaw!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# probably would have been 14/15 when it was being filmed though
sorry
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Check your dates
Her birthday is December 12th. She was only 16 for the last 2 weeks of 1986. So she was fifteen in the film. You perv.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:09, archived)
# *spluffs anyway*
*slight guity pangs*

*puts on harry potter dvd for hermionie*

*etc*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# sat next to 'hermione' in a pub the other day
wasn't til later that I questioned whether it's right for her to be there.

Anyone care to tell me?
I don't want to google "is that girl out of harry potter legal then?" at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# so you want to know her age
out of a civic concern that she was drinking illegaly? very noble of you!
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# actually...
someone went up and offered her £5 for her autograph.
She accepted.

was just wondering if she's old enough to have access to her film royalties yet, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Have the Sun started doing pervy articles about her yet
that should let you know when she hits 16.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# The sun once ran an article about "these filthy paedophiles, hang em all"
just across the page from an image of charlotte church, barely 16, commenting on her breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 14 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# The Daily Star :)
Linky

As stolen from here www.b3ta.com/board/7186868
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Ah...knew it was a red top though....
Also, is it technically illegal to own pornography which starred Traci Lords?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 14 May 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Dammit, get off my cloud!
Fine, i'll just perv her from Rocketeer onwards.

Jeesh, you drink one drink and it doesnt make you an alchoholic, smoke one joint and it doesnt make you a drug addict....but you fancy one underage girl and BAM, you're labelled a sicko
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# I used to fancy the princess girl in the never ending story
but I was about 7 at the time, so it's excuseable this time
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Thats ok, I used to fancy the caramel bunny
which is pretty un-excusable at any age.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# huh? she was sexy as fuck!
"mmm you loike de taste o' me caramel to be sure..."

i think that's what she used to say in the advert.
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:21, archived)
# gaaah
now i'm imagining her with a somerset accent and it's ruined it.

*puts away tissues*
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Ahh, now to ruin the fantasies of people who don't know
the caramel bunny was voiced by this young lady

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patsy_Byrne
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Wasn't it Miriam Margoyles?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 14 May 2007, 17:51, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caitlin_Stasey
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:33, archived)
# I seem to remember
fancying Floella Benjamin when I was about 7.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# GOOD LORD!!!
She just used to frighten me.

Though I remember having strange feelings watching Alice in Wonderland and The Little Mermaid...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 14 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# True.
I still fancy Philip Schofield though.
(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:05, archived)